Lyrics: THRONE

You can’t get no satisfaction, like a Rolling Stone
come all up in the game trying to take the THRONE,
with your gangster tone, thinking you’re Al Capone
killing everybody softly with your microphone!
You don’t leave me feeling good, you’re no Nina Simone.
No rap credentials, just another clone.
Nothing can faze ya, when you’re in the zone
but your bad behaviour man, I can’t condone.
Texting ‘hey baby’s – shooting off your phone,
action like Jackson – you’re never alone.
Saying how you make the ladies moan and groan
50 shades of grey – man choose your Pantone!
Need constant interaction, can’t cope on your own.
Producing bad fruit from the seed that you’ve sown.
Work hard, be brave, there’s talent to hone
but now back to the Batcave ‘cos your cover’s blown!

Next weeks random word to rap with is NOSE

Lyrics: BREATH

You better catch your BREATH, before you start lagging.
You’ve not much left, energy levels now sagging.
Get yourself in check, gotta stop ya bragging
finger wagging at my tagging, but my voice you’re never gagging

Next week’s random word: THRONE

Lyrics: WOOD

Can’t see the WOOD for the trees? The good from the sleaze?
The Prime Minister, trying to do what he please?
Why do ‘human rights’ and ‘equal opportunities’
no longer line up with what God decrees?

Next week’s random word to rap 4 lines with: BREATH

Lyrics: CUSTARD

aaah, failed again!!! Even though I was quite excited by this week’s random word, preparations for my son’s birthday took over and I never got beyond the first 2 lines [which are keepers!] or had time to write them up. Turned into a fun list of some of my fave things though….

Like thick yellow CUSTARD on a hot cherry pie,
you bring me comfort, make me feel warm inside.
My love for you, it is the greatest joy in life,
nothing else comes close, be as hard as they try:
TLC – No Scrubs, with the rap from Left-Eye,
or the Creep video, where they’re looking superfly.
Listening to Boyz II Men – Water Runs Dry,
or bouncing with the Luniz – telling me how they’ve got 5.
Marvin and Tammi singing “you’re all I need to get by”
Jackson’s Smooth Criminal dressed all in white,
a sublime sunset, a yellow/orange painted sky,
or Lara Lewington doing the weather every night
A well designed font, with ligatures on the f i,
even football tennis, kicking the ball up real high!
You’re the top of the pile, like Sway at DCY
Happy Birthday son, I love you my special guy!!

Next week’s random word to rap with is WOOD