OK, so I know I’ve used “Snap, crackle pop” before, but I wanted to revisit it with the serial/cereal killer rhyme too. We use this piece of software at work called ‘Acrobat Distiller’ and have always rhymed off that [in a junior mafia: get money remix kinda way], so today is the day I go for the ‘iller’ rhymes:
Surprise Surprise, but no it’s not Cilla,
top-top biller with a pocket full of skrilla.
Crusie in my yacht, or coolin’ in my villa
drinks in the chiller, milk – smooth vanilla.
Ain’t none realer, beast like gorilla
no monkey punk boy, yo ain’t no zingzilla.
SNAP crackle pop, I’m the serial killer
All hits no filler, I’m the lyrical thriller.
Next week’s very random word to rap with is COTTAGE!